Did you survive a SHITSHOW?
Ready to FIND YOUR AFTERGLOW?

Hey, I'm Ariel, and I believe in you

If you're coming off a shitshow (stuff like a breakup-up, break-down, break-through, or oh you know a global pandemic!) and you're ready to step into your new life, I invite you to get in on THE AFTERGLOW BUNDLE. The Afterglow gets you all the good shit — access to all my online courses, plus all my writing and videos that are too raw, too dirty, or too vulnerable for public consumption. 

The Afterglow is inspo to get you through your shitshow.

BUY NOW $247

Afterglow members get immediate access to all my online courses

Mindfulness & The Enneagram Mini-Course

Learn more about your personality type -- and then learn how you can use your ego's ruts to find more ease in your life! Four video modules + worksheets. Value: $39

Healing Anxious Attachment Course

If you're always chasing people in your life, and have been told you're clingy or needy, it's time to heal your anxious attachment. 9 video modules + worksheets. Value: $79

Lapdances4god: 4 weeks of daily devotional dance

I'm here to help you establish a daily conscious movement practice with exercises, prompts, and cheerleading. 20 video modules + group coaching. Value: $127

BUY NOW $247

The Afterglow Bundle also includes...

Private essay library 

Get immediate access to a private library of Afterglow essay, all my writing that's too raw and vulnerable for primetime. We're talkin' 40 essays about relationships, spirituality, sex, and more. This is an entire book's worth of writing!

Erotica, both written & read

Your annual subscription also grants you immediate access to the audiobook for my erotic nonfiction book, PROS BEFORE BROS, plus 15 deleted scenes from my third book, From Sh!tshow To Afterglow. Several of these scenes are filthy AF!

Monthly vlogs

Each month I circle up with members to share a private monthly vlog. Some of my members have followed my work for decades, and I love having a private place to connect with the folks who use my work as a springboard for their own.

The Afterglow Bundle might be for you if...

  • You read From Sh!tshow To Afterglow, and want more — much, much more.
  • You're enjoyed one of my courses and want to learn more about the breadth of my work
  • You came of age during the heyday of Offbeat Bride, and want that kind of encouragement during THIS time in your life.
  • It feels like your life exploded, and you're trying to figure out what to grow in the gaping hole that's leftover.
  • You're going through a divorce and need hope about what's on the other side.
  • You're sick of ad-plastered blogs and of algorithmically-jacked social feeds.

What Afterglowians are saying...

Carly

I am in love with The Afterglow! It’s soooo much value! I’m totally blown away and impressed. From Shitshow To Afterglow has been such a friend to me. Lapdances4god has been such a friend. The anxious attachment course was so powerful and simple and helpful for me. I am so grateful. 

Jill H.

The Afterglow is the only platform where I pay for content - I couldn't be without Ariel's raw, real, and rejuvenating style. Her work shakes me down to my soul, and make my personal shitshow struggles feel seen and shared. Sometimes I snort laugh, sometimes I ugly cry, but I always feel supported by whatever content Ariel creates.

Serene C.

The Afterglow is one of my small but impactful acts of self care.

Ariel's work is inspiring, challenging, and thought-provoking.

She turns the mundane into the magical.

The Afterglow Bundle grants you intimate access to my most vulnerable work including essays, photos, videos. You'll get everything from NSFW self-dev, spiritual growth, and sexual exploration. You'll also get prayers and guided meditations... but I hope you're down with guided meditations that mention breathing through your taint?

Looking for a distraction? The Afterglow is the only place to listen to the my erotic audiobook, PROS BEFORE BROS, and the read deleted scenes from Sh!tshowNeed guidance? Members of The Afterglow get access to all my online courses, first and for free. The Afterglow is here to help you feel less isolated, more connected, and more in your body.

The Afterglow is inspiration for a new phase of your life

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