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I believe books are
talismanic objects

While Offbeat Bride and From Sh!tshow To Afterglow are both available in bookstores everywhere, my passion is in luxe literary lifestyle sets. 

I pair signed, limited editions of my books with curated objects. The result is a tangible sacred experience with the reader, hand-assembled by the author. My current luxe art book offerings include my second book, PROS BEFORE BROS, paired with raw brass jewelry.

From Sh!tshow to Afterglow

(Seal Press / Hachette Book Group, 2020)

An irreverent guide to rebounding after loss, grief, and all the other cruel crises life throws our way.

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The Bookstore Edition

Bookstore Edition

This is the mass-market hardback edition of my book, an irreverent guide that makes for the perfect anti-self-help book.

Without sugar-coating how deeply it sucks to have your world shattered, From Sh!tshow to Afterglow gives readers a reassuring plan to put the pieces back together and emerge even stronger than ever. Hardcover, 288 pages.

$28 USD from booksellers

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Audiobook

Audiobook

Get Sh!tshow's no-nonsense guidance in your ears for 8-hours. The book gives listeners a reassuring plan to for putting the pieces back together and emerging stronger than ever. As one Audible reviewer said, "I found myself thinking that whoever the narrator of this book was, she had absolutely nailed the comedic timing and most dramatic moments of the book. I was surprised to see that it was narrated by the author herself."


$14.95 USD from Audible

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Author's Edition + Altar Set

Signed Author's Edition + Deleted Scenes 

Get a signed hardback copy From Sh!tshow To Afterglow. This is the author's edition of the book, which has a different cover.

This offering also includes digital access to 15 deleted chapters that were too raw, weird, or dirty for mainstream publication. We're talking stuff like the chapter about a misguided threesome with an ob-gyn, the video from my first burlesque lesson, and a chapter about shooting lightning bolts out of my palms. 

$49 USD 

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PROS BEFORE BROS

(self-published, 2019)

A 114-page, limited run, erotic memoir: 100 signed and numbered hardback books, coupled with one of two hand-stamped raw brass jewelry pieces.

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Pros Before Bros + crystal lariat pairing

Book + crystal lariat pairing

This 4x6" luxe hardback book is sold with a hand-crafted crystal lariat necklace that converts to handcuffs. The pairing is packaged in a luxe limited edition box.

$200 USD

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Pros Before Pros + bracelet pairing

Book + bracelet pairing

This 4x6" luxe hardback book is sold with a hand-stamped raw brass wrist cuff bracelet. The pairing is packaged in a luxe limited edition box.

$100 USD

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Offbeat Bride

(Seal Press; 2007, 2009, 2019)

Newly updated for a new audience of independent, out-of-the-bridal-box thinkers, Offbeat Bride is today’s go-to source of support for couples who dare to walk off the beaten aisle.

Offbeat Bride

Offbeat Bride
(Third Edition)

This completely revised and updated edition of the 2007 classic includes an added emphasis on wedding planning with disabilies, nonbinary identities, and navigating social media weirdness. Available in paperback or kindle. 288 pages.

$15 USD

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